❌Blow Queen❌

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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La verdad si yo hubiera sido vato sería bien pinche guapo & smooth as fuck.


dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

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I want to give you hickeys in places only you and I can see them.

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this post looks familiar

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oldnewyork:

killerbeesting:

Richard Sandler

Probably early 1980s.
We all love someone way too fucking much.

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pinerosolanno:

 ELLE VIETNAM MAY 2013
Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.

-Ray BradburyDandelion Wine (via delicateswans)

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